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Week Demotivational Poster

~ QUESTION ~ - “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”

TAGS: monday friday question weekend
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:26 pm
Heh, Gingercat.

ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!

TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance

WEEKENDS - They're pretty much the same everywhere !

TAGS: weekends
Rating: 4.05/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:04 am
Think of the evil that was done to get this picture. lol They poisoned and dog and then THREW it in a toilet. 5/5


THE FIRST FIVE DAYS - After the weekend are the hardest ...

WOMAN WISDOM - How to get rid of your husband on week ends.

TAGS: woman man fish fishing week end
Rating: 4.47/5

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thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:48 pm
sorry just wanted to tell people to be nice, too :)
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:44 am
…and steve, check out suzie’s last poster (back in Feb)….rather ironic
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 9:36 am
thesun seems a tad bot-like…several fractured, non-beating heart (I have no brain) comments like this in a row…..admin? the hammer please
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 11:02 pm
Then again...you may prefer posters on Motitwist...they are positive messages...this site is called demotivational for a reason...and telling 70000 posters to be nice and wholesome will be time consuming for you...or you could TiVO Seventh Heaven...
steve1961 - September 22, 2012, 10:32 pm
Remember that Simpson's episode where the Native American Indian is told not to turn around when he's sees a tossed bit of litter? But he ignores the advice and ends up going ballistic? My advice...don't turn around...
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
please let's be respectful of and to God :) and nice :)


TAGS: two weeks following tax day
Rating: 4.31/5

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Arvantillian - April 16, 2012, 9:59 am
J. Coulton for the win!

CRABBY PUSSY - Arrives every 4th week !

MONDAYS - You're telling me they are going to happen every week ?

THE WEEKEND SURVIVAL KIT - Don't leave your Dorm with it

TAGS: weekend survival kit dorm
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by MustyK

SteveOh - March 6, 2011, 8:40 am
i want one!!!
Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 11:25 am
Looks to be the perfect party favor for another sausage fest.



TAGS: happen every week humor
Rating: 4.27/5

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rerun - March 25, 2013, 9:03 pm

I will tell you what a bad Monday it. I went to send the site owner a PM, almost banned him instead.


TAGS: if number two doesn t get done scratch number one for this week
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

crankyhead - December 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
if thi5 po5ter wa5 food i'd a5k for 5econd5.
Sean - February 22, 2010, 6:33 pm
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 9:39 am
Most Excellent, 5 Survivors

Vernal Equinox -

TAGS: car snow three more weeks
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:47 am
Laughing so hard it huuuurrrrrts! Choke Sputter Choke! My street ices up real bad! Normally I live near the intersection of Snow and Ice. This year I'm up to my ankles in mud! Well played Yuk-yuk! Well played! 5L!
theyuk - February 28, 2015, 8:49 pm
Our elders sometimes add a supplication to the goddess "Jane! Stop this crazy thing!"
lgvernon - February 28, 2015, 8:30 pm

Yes! And we also sing the song of our people at the same time. "Ohhhhhhhhhh. Ssssshhhhhhhhh%&££££t!
Oldsod - February 28, 2015, 7:23 pm
Mmmyessss...my little rig did that very dance in 4WD today.

GLOBAL WARMING - Could it please get started?


TAGS: weekend friday money job
Rating: 4.58/5

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gas - June 27, 2012, 7:30 pm
chin chin


TAGS: weekends welcome short bus
Rating: 4.55/5

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Jackl - November 8, 2010, 2:14 pm
Yep , cannot wait to find this one at the local Wal-mart ..till then it makes a great wallpaper for my computer
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:23 pm
I want that doormat!

Weekend Survival Kit -

TAGS: weekend survival wine crazy straw
Rating: 4.8/5

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falloutghoul - April 18, 2013, 6:15 pm
This Saturday is 4/20. ;-)



TAGS: weekend lame sober weak basement
Rating: 4.63/5

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BoneCD - December 4, 2010, 4:32 pm
Well at least it didn't hit any phone wires...5L
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:36 pm
PAinful stuff, ain't it? Once in awhile, when drinking, I head back there to enjoy the burn of failure, inexperience and pure lack of talent. It helps me step it up when I'm slacking.
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 3:35 pm
Actually, I make a point not to. Reminds me too much of my own basement.
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 3:29 pm
You must've been looking at my older work.
ICEMAN - December 4, 2010, 2:45 pm
d***, it's true... Aggy can make a humorous poster. 5
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:28 pm
They're still all magicians... and that isn't a plus in my book.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:27 pm
HAHA! atleast criss angel still performs illusions. David Blaine has become more of a "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!" guy lol
agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 2:04 pm
That actually would've been a great angle on it! Worse yet, Criss Angel!
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 2:00 pm
LOL AGGY! When I first saw this picture I wanted to write something about David Blaine but this is INFINITELY better! lol 5L


MR. M -


TAGS: vacation for a week
Rating: 3.4/5

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Sean - June 27, 2009, 10:30 pm
Oh, and thanks Haar for reminidng me -- gotta water my orchids.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 7:55 pm
Relax, Haar -- I have it on good authority that he will be fine by the start of the next episode. But brace yourself for more heart-ache 13 to 17 minutes in. 5.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 7:53 pm

Shark Week -


Little Secrets -


TAGS: thank you folks i m here all week
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 5:20 pm
Did I miss something at summer camp???
crankyhead - December 7, 2010, 9:30 pm
Sparrowgirl - August 17, 2010, 12:18 am
good to know...thanks for the info
TheTrashHeap - August 16, 2010, 11:46 pm
We really don't say aboot. Well... maybe the Newfoundlanders, but they speak a whole different language.
Sparrowgirl - August 16, 2010, 11:42 pm
How aboot that! Lol!! 5 Lions
TheTrashHeap - August 16, 2010, 9:25 pm
You said we would never talk about camp updabumalot! 5L
rerun - August 16, 2010, 9:09 pm

inside the park grand slam home run

COVERING ALL BASES - M.Sloth, Tu.Wrath, W.Gluttony Th.Lust, F.Envy, Sa.Greed, Su.Pride

TAGS: pessimistic optimistic 7 seven deadly sins week
Rating: 3.83/5

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SilverAmpithere - June 16, 2009, 2:24 am
There now, those are the seven Morrow Days!
agdaniele - May 8, 2009, 8:28 pm
Dane Cook'd it.

SORRY KIDS - Looks like we have something in common, I never got to see my dad either ...

TAGS: god wants full custody weekend
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 8:18 am
Hear, Hear .
rerun - February 21, 2012, 8:54 pm

But he is always with us everywhere we go



Playful Banter -

*Ya-a-a-a-wn* -

T G I F -

TAGS: grim reaper drinking death weekends
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - May 27, 2013, 11:57 pm
Phew, you too. Thought it was just me who didn't know...teehee
MissPriss - May 27, 2013, 11:56 pm
Thanks...it's from the Missy you DON'T see on the forum.
Rudedog - May 27, 2013, 9:44 pm
A quite successful journey into the macabre genre. I don't even know who are anymore Ms. Priss.
GaryO - May 27, 2013, 6:51 pm
Missy, yer gettin' good at this. really good.


TAGS: rescued seal released shark week
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sho - June 27, 2013, 2:11 pm
that took me by surprise LOL. 5/f
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:50 pm
YES! My username made it into a Motifake. 5L! This calls for a celebration! Pass the kool-aid!
lgvernon - June 27, 2013, 10:03 am

I thought Prissy sold gin...who knew?!~~
falloutghoul - June 27, 2013, 8:26 am
Miss Priss Kool-Aid? LOL!
Reality Lord - June 27, 2013, 7:21 am

these are great ....MOAR!!!

Hit Snooze -


TAGS: the rest of the week
Rating: 4.69/5

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GaryO - October 26, 2012, 1:32 pm
'week days'...ahem...WORK week days....Friday...dang
GaryO - October 26, 2012, 9:13 am
Not quite followin’ ya, FG. Being critical? Boy ya sure got me (but I was hinting at just the week days)…. Being funny? It’s Friday (thank god), and my funny was all used up on Tuesday…sorry. cheers
falloutghoul - October 26, 2012, 8:26 am
WTFSS. That's what I got.

Shark Week -

Retirement -

TAGS: retirement week5
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 11:47 am
Yep Little, I'd have to say GaryO's been away from his cabin too long...5L for sharing.

THE MAIL ROOM GUY - always waits till about 4pm on friday to bring the mail.

TAGS: your fired have a good weekend your services are not longer needed for the rest of your life
Rating: 4.54/5

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Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 3:59 pm
That bastard. I have had this happen to me before. I laughed when i got it and told them thanks for the vacation i had been bithcin about.


TAGS: august assignment calender a bit early but i wont be around next week so 404 sad
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:51 am
good one. 5l's


TAGS: twerk loverboy weekend
Rating: 4/5

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CloudchaserS - August 31, 2013, 11:26 am
They're due to play the Tennessee Valley Fair next Friday. I'd go see them if I hadn't already planned to see Megadeth and Iron Maiden in Nashville the night before


SUNSET - Night falls on Ireland, and we find Bunny looking wistfully to the west, wondering what shenanigans those Motifakers are up to now!

TAGS: gone for a weekend and everything is topsy turvy
Rating: 3.32/5

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Sean - August 4, 2009, 7:14 pm
Personally, I think Bunny's an idiot (THAT Bunny) ... he can't possibly see us from there ... for starters, we're indoors ....
Hypercat-Z - August 4, 2009, 6:43 pm
AWWWN! That's cuuute!

WAIT, WHAT? - You got me up at five a.m., on a Sunday, just so you could get me to chase some lousy piece of colored string? ...Okay, just give me ten more minutes.




I will survive -

TAGS: studies suggest week life math immortal
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - November 8, 2014, 1:37 pm
What if I have a BLT afterwards: would that not make me a god?
JesusWept - November 8, 2014, 1:11 pm
Oh dear! I guess i'll have to make some major investments in my pension fund. L L L L L
spacedog - November 8, 2014, 1:10 pm
Heh, if licking yourself counts, I think Gary is getting younger. 8D
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 1:06 pm
Huh...me too. Like my mom always told me "God gave you two hands (10 whole fingers which is important for a gal like me) put them to good use!" 5/F
Thedge - November 8, 2014, 10:34 am
Harrumph, no wonder there is a population problem !
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 9:10 am
hm-hm-hm-hm...whazziss? LMFAO, regain composure, lose it again...5/F
Reality Lord - November 8, 2014, 7:31 am


Enjoying your weekend? -

TAGS: how to ruin someone s weekend
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 28, 2017, 10:36 pm
HAHAHAhahahaha! Ya, it would be! Evil....I like that! Chuckle, chuckle...
Iconoclast - March 28, 2017, 3:53 pm
Perfect for ending a powerpoint presentation at a Saturday program. :-)

Stress Ball -

hang in there! -

TAGS: hang in there long week
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 14, 2015, 3:39 pm
JW!!!! NOOOOoooooo!!!!!!! I want to see what you do with it! You come up with something totally different! Pweeeeeze???????(batting eyelashes, sad puppy eyes) lol! Thanks for the 5L!
JesusWept - July 14, 2015, 3:07 pm
Dammit! I had that pic on file for months and couldnt come up with a good caption. Deleted now lol. L L L L L

I wasn't Ready -

TAGS: start weekend over wasnt ready
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 9, 2015, 5:46 am
It is now officially Monday. I am SOOoooooo fkckd!!! I missed the whooole thing! LUV it Ism! 5 laughing lions!
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 9:02 pm

Jesus Wept -

TAGS: poster a fellow motifaker zombie easter weekend jesus wept
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 27, 2016, 11:52 am
'cern FYI heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over...sigh, what's a gal to do? Thanks for the up yours though teehee.
concern3 - March 27, 2016, 2:41 am
So you create Easter posters on motifake the original demotivational poster community. Surely you'll be going to heaven. UP your.
JesusWept - March 27, 2016, 1:22 am
This is getting interesting! I'll get my camera :D
MissPriss - March 27, 2016, 1:10 am
You'd roll my prints? Is that some sort of code for dropped the soap?
MissPriss - March 27, 2016, 1:09 am
No worries hun.
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 12:47 am

The most fortunate part of our a**ociation is geography, Priss. Together, we'd be in jail. The good thing is I could roll our prints.
JesusWept - March 27, 2016, 12:47 am
Done. Pretty long queue there.
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 12:45 am

I am sorry for the typos. On my tablet again.
MissPriss - March 27, 2016, 12:36 am
MissPriss - March 27, 2016, 12:35 am
Is it scary that I understood what you wrote? Tee hee
MissPriss - March 27, 2016, 12:34 am
Already done lg and thanks for the leniency :~)
JesusWept - March 27, 2016, 12:33 am
Braaaains!! ^^^^^
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 12:32 am

These Zkmbie Jesus posters are being lowed here because they are the result of a promlt on the calendar. Please drop them at Religifake too.

Its only Wednesday? -

You're it! -

TAGS: being chased by the cops or as i like to call it just another drama day weekend
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 10:45 pm
ROTFL!!!! Would that be taser tag, by any chance? 5L

Grudging Admiration -

I hate working weekends. -

another day in the lives of three men in a bar -

TAGS: the hole weekend
Rating: 4.93/5

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JesusWept - June 8, 2015, 6:43 am
Brilliant! L L L L L
mizzdizz - June 8, 2015, 4:00 am
'LOL! At least you have plenty of places to choose from! 5L!
GaryO - June 7, 2015, 9:27 pm
thanx guys (sod, yer two and a half men was pure gold)
Silverheart - June 7, 2015, 7:55 pm

Women... can't live with 'em, and digging holes is such a chore.
Oldsod - June 7, 2015, 1:48 pm
...and this is why you are the Master.
Bandit5906 - June 7, 2015, 9:24 am
Great series 5L
rerun - June 7, 2015, 9:02 am

I never expected the unexpected
concern3 - June 7, 2015, 8:44 am
The Best a 5er

Monday -

TAGS: monday redheaded stepchild of the week no offense to redheads but seriously we all hate mondays
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - February 1, 2016, 11:33 am

....coffee...sprayed through my nose. huge lol.

Poster evolution -

Poster evolution thread -

TAGS: last weeks winner
Rating: 4.13/5

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GaryO - July 7, 2015, 11:30 am
thus sprayeth the Lord. thnx guys...knew you sickos would come thru
Reality Lord - July 7, 2015, 10:26 am

how the hell did i miss this?!?!?!?!? dear gary...i am currently wiping coffee off my screen....and wiping it off my nose.
mizzdizz - July 6, 2015, 10:21 pm
Twisted..... I like it! Of course I've been kicked from the inside by two EXTREMELY active brats! I'm surprised neither of them ended up being professional soccer players! LOL! 5L!
GaryO - July 6, 2015, 9:04 pm
Well...seems this didn't go over as well as it did at the baby shower. Y'all need to smoke more dope...or...maybe I should smoke less.....nnnnnawwwww
Greeny - July 6, 2015, 8:26 pm
How did that old joke go? Gal pregnant with twins gets kicked, one called out "boom boom boom boom - you hit my brother but you didn't hit me! I'm a hiding behind the left kidney!" ah, memories...